Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: «Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?»
WOMAN: «I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?»
MAN: «Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.»
WOMAN: «I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.»
MAN: «How much?»
MAN: «OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.»
WOMAN: «Great! Oh, and one more thing ? The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.»
MAN: «Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.»
WOMAN: «OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!»
MAN: «Bye, I love you, too.» The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then the man smiles and asks: «Anyone know who this phone belongs to?»