Ukas vits: Hypnotisøren

desember 23, 2006

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Claude was topping the
bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, «Unlike most stage hypnotists who
invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I
intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.»

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
watch. It’s a very special watch. Its been in my family for six generations.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
«Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch….»The crowd became
mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it
slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.

«Shit » said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater.

 

3 Responses to “Ukas vits: Hypnotisøren”

  1. hugen Says:

    Sjølvhypnose er skumle greier, enda så vanleg det er.

  2. rubric Says:

    For en skitten fantasi…


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